A Quick Pick-Me-Up

Alright, not quite a story, but.... your thoughts on this picture?  I think it could be used as part of a possible "Finding the Machine Part 3" but who knows?  Leave your thoughts in the comments!

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Discovering the Machine, part 2

I can't stop looking at myself now, it's even more of a change than Henry went through! 

Perhaps I should begin where I last left off.  Enjoy the selfie up there for a minute.  Alright, here we go.  After Henry explained to me what the machine did to him and his brother, we heard footsteps behind us.  We turned and there we saw Henry's brother next to the extremely muscular police officer, Officer Ryan Burgess.  Officer Burgess lived in our neighboorhood and was seen at many of the neighboorhood cookouts.

"Henry? Tyler?  You do realize that this house is still private property, right?  And trespassing is illegal," he told us. 

"We're sorry," Henry said. 

"Then explain to me why your brother here is saying this isn't the first time you've been here?"

"Uhhh..." Henry began, and he started explaining what his brother had done.  While he did so, Officer Burgess began looking around the lab room, and soon he stood near a pod.  Henry had followed him while he explained, and when the officer turned his back to him I saw his eyes light up and I knew what he would do. 

With his new strength he pushed the officer into the pod, and the door sealed behind him.  We heard him banging and shouting at the door.

"Why'd you do that?!" I shouted.  "He's gonna kill us!"

"Oh, hush up," he said.  "I have a feeling he'll be very understanding in a few minutes."  Suddenly, he'd picked me up and stuffed me into the other pod.

"Hey!" I said.  Suddenly, everything was blindingly bright, and I passed out.  Moments later, I awoke feeling heavy.  "Oh, no..." I muttered. 

The door on the pod slid open, and I stepped out.  I looked over to see Officer Burgess's head on my body step out. 

"Are you okay, Officer?" Henry said to him.

"Yeah, I'll be fine," he said.  "Anyways, I'll let you boys off with a warning this time cause I know you.  But if you trespass here again, there will be consequences."

His face became less serious.  "But boys will be boys.  Even if they look like men," he laughed.  He walked away with Henry's brother.

I turned to Henry, shocked.  "What. The. Hell?!"

He grinned at me. "I didn't finish telling you about this place.  After I'd swapped accidentaly, I found a control panel.  It had an easy User interface, so in short order I figured I could do a ton of stuff, such as choose if either participant was aware of changes.  Only you, myself, and my brother recognize a change in you and Officer Burgess.  Something to do with pheromones you two emit that alter memory.  I think I programmed it so Burgess just got promoted to Police Chief so he'll be in a desk job and won't see much action. Honestly, your body was a teenage body so it'll burn fat faster.  It'll be healthier for him in the end." 

My mouth hung open.  "Dude." 

"You can always switch back... but I figured you'd enjoy his body for a while," he said then muttered, thinking I couldt hear him,"sowouldi."

I grinned.  We'd both known the other was gay, and I figured these bodies were hot enough for a breach of friendship protocol.  Minutes later he was undoing "my" uniform as we touched each other. This machine is going to be great...

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So cocky...

Ugh, there he goes.  Damian Weiler.  Popular with all the ladies, he's something of a gym rat.  I can't stand him, because everything he does he hopes will eventually entice women to sleep with him.  Why is it that people like him are always blessed with good looks?  I have hated him since high school, but I always put up with him.  That is, right up until he tried to mess with Trisha.  Trisha has been like my little sister since grade school, and I admit I'm a little protective of her.  So when I saw Damian pulling all his smooth tricks on her, I knew what I had to do.

((Now it's up to you guys!  How does this go down?  I'd love to have your ideas in the comments, and I'm sure the others that read the blog would too!  If I find one I really like I may find time to feature it on the blog!))

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Wow!

I'd like to thank you all for the support you've given me.  It's hard to run a blog like this when it feels like no one appreciates it.  I'm back after that hiatus, and I'm looking forward to making more captions!

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Whoah!/Caption This

Whoah! Is that really me? That new protein shake really worked!

((Okay guys, sorry for the shortest post EVER.  I was feeling a little creatively dead but felt like the blog needed something put on it.  I guess we'll treat it like a "Caption This" except I guess it's more of a "Finish This".  Have fun with it!))

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The Pods

This was the best thing to ever happen to me!  Maybe my brother didn't think the same thing, but who cared!  My dad was a genius scientist, and he'd been working on a project for years in secret in the basement.  And today, we'd found out what. 

Usually the door to the basement was closed and locked, but today, Darren and I had come home to find it open.  He looked at me and grinned. 

"I'm going down there, and you won't do anything about it, wimp."

"Darren! What if Dad had a reason to keep it locked!  It might be dangerous!" I said to him.

"You are such a dweeb, Mike!" he said, and grabbed my hand and started down the stairs. 

I didn't fight very hard, I knew from experience that his body of a high school senior lacrosse player was too much for my skinny freshman frame.  When we reached the bottom, we saw the basement was filled with machinery, centered around two pods.  A computer of some sort sat between them. 

Darren walked over to a pod and started to look at it.  He pushed a button and the round door slid open, and he stepped inside.  I opened the door to the other pod, and looked at it.  It was fairly small, and had a sort of chair in it.  I stepped inside to get a better look.  Suddenly the door slid shut.  I heard Darren shout at the same time as me. 

"Subjects detected," said a pleasant female computer voice. 

"We're not subjects!" I shouted.  "Darren, you should have listened to me, you idiot!" I shouted as a hum coming from each pod grew louder.  Suddenly, a crackling lightning-like energy swirled around the pod.  It wasn't painful in any way, but I kept my arms and legs tightly close to my body. 

Suddenly, everything went black, but then in a moment I could see again.  The energy disappeared and I blinked.  I felt weird, heavy, and the pod seemed smaller.  I stepped outside, and somehow, I had been in the other pod.  I looked at the other pod, and was suddenly shocked.  My body stumbled out.  He looked at me, his mouth agape.  From across the room, my father's voice sounded. 

"Well, it looks like you've found my little project.  I feel like this is punishment enough.  Go upstairs. Now." he said. 

The two of us obeyed obediently.  I grinned as we passed a mirror, Darren's older face grinning back.  I went upstairs, and then into his room.  He stopped short and said "Hey!"

"What? It's my room now." I said, then used my new strength to push him out and close and lock the door.  Now I'm in here flexing his body, and enjoying every second.  I don't ever want to go back!

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Timothy changes the world, part 2

Timothy couldn't stop grinning.  His use of the Chronivac had turned out so well so far.  He started to pour himself a bowl of cereal, when he heard heavy footsteps come down the stairs.  His huge brother, an amateur bodybuilder, came downstairs. 

"Hey bro, did the Dads leave early for work?" he asked.

"Yeah Mike, they said to make our own breakfast," Timothy said calmly, while on the inside he marveled at how his formerly homophobic brother had suddenly become totally fine with having two dads. 

"Cool.  Pass me the Cap'n Crunch when you're done, then I'll drive us to school."

Timothy did, and as he passed the box, he realized that ALL the cartoon characters on the box were now male.  Mike finished his cereal, and the two grabbed their backpacks and hopped in Mike's car.  When they arrived at the high-school, Mike stepped out of the car first, when another guy ran over to them. 

"Hey, Mike!" he shouted as he was drawing nearer.  When he reached them, Timothy's brother embraced this man and they went to kiss.

"How you doin', Charlie?" Mike said.

Timothy realized this must have been Mike's girlfriend Chelsie from before the change.  He couldn't help but get a little hard at the scene, and he turned away to go to school.  This was going to be a GREAT day!

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