Whoah! Is that really me? That new protein shake really worked!
((Okay guys, sorry for the shortest post EVER. I was feeling a little creatively dead but felt like the blog needed something put on it. I guess we'll treat it like a "Caption This" except I guess it's more of a "Finish This". Have fun with it!))
This was the best thing to ever happen to me! Maybe my brother didn't think the same thing, but who cared! My dad was a genius scientist, and he'd been working on a project for years in secret in the basement. And today, we'd found out what.
Usually the door to the basement was closed and locked, but today, Darren and I had come home to find it open. He looked at me and grinned.
"I'm going down there, and you won't do anything about it, wimp."
"Darren! What if Dad had a reason to keep it locked! It might be dangerous!" I said to him.
"You are such a dweeb, Mike!" he said, and grabbed my hand and started down the stairs.
I didn't fight very hard, I knew from experience that his body of a high school senior lacrosse player was too much for my skinny freshman frame. When we reached the bottom, we saw the basement was filled with machinery, centered around two pods. A computer of some sort sat between them.
Darren walked over to a pod and started to look at it. He pushed a button and the round door slid open, and he stepped inside. I opened the door to the other pod, and looked at it. It was fairly small, and had a sort of chair in it. I stepped inside to get a better look. Suddenly the door slid shut. I heard Darren shout at the same time as me.
"Subjects detected," said a pleasant female computer voice.
"We're not subjects!" I shouted. "Darren, you should have listened to me, you idiot!" I shouted as a hum coming from each pod grew louder. Suddenly, a crackling lightning-like energy swirled around the pod. It wasn't painful in any way, but I kept my arms and legs tightly close to my body.
Suddenly, everything went black, but then in a moment I could see again. The energy disappeared and I blinked. I felt weird, heavy, and the pod seemed smaller. I stepped outside, and somehow, I had been in the other pod. I looked at the other pod, and was suddenly shocked. My body stumbled out. He looked at me, his mouth agape. From across the room, my father's voice sounded.
"Well, it looks like you've found my little project. I feel like this is punishment enough. Go upstairs. Now." he said.
The two of us obeyed obediently. I grinned as we passed a mirror, Darren's older face grinning back. I went upstairs, and then into his room. He stopped short and said "Hey!"
"What? It's my room now." I said, then used my new strength to push him out and close and lock the door. Now I'm in here flexing his body, and enjoying every second. I don't ever want to go back!
Timothy couldn't stop grinning. His use of the Chronivac had turned out so well so far. He started to pour himself a bowl of cereal, when he heard heavy footsteps come down the stairs. His huge brother, an amateur bodybuilder, came downstairs.
"Hey bro, did the Dads leave early for work?" he asked.
"Yeah Mike, they said to make our own breakfast," Timothy said calmly, while on the inside he marveled at how his formerly homophobic brother had suddenly become totally fine with having two dads.
"Cool. Pass me the Cap'n Crunch when you're done, then I'll drive us to school."
Timothy did, and as he passed the box, he realized that ALL the cartoon characters on the box were now male. Mike finished his cereal, and the two grabbed their backpacks and hopped in Mike's car. When they arrived at the high-school, Mike stepped out of the car first, when another guy ran over to them.
"Hey, Mike!" he shouted as he was drawing nearer. When he reached them, Timothy's brother embraced this man and they went to kiss.
"How you doin', Charlie?" Mike said.
Timothy realized this must have been Mike's girlfriend Chelsie from before the change. He couldn't help but get a little hard at the scene, and he turned away to go to school. This was going to be a GREAT day!
Timothy sat down at his computer, staring at the screen. It had finally finished the download! The loading screen in front of him read "Chronivac Industries: Chronivac v. 8.5".
Timothy had gotten an email inviting him to try the program, which he'd never heard of. He'd followed the link, read some of the features, and then decided to click download. It had taken almost all day, but now the program was starting up for the first time.
The interface appeared, and he took in all the many, many buttons he could press that would lead him to different options. Timmy had been thinking about this all day, and realizwd the huge amount of power he'd had. He was a closet homosexual, because his parents were so homophobic. Both worked at the police station.
He didn't want anyone to have to feel they couldn't be homosexual, so he had made his choice. He clicked several options, changed a few drop-down menus, and hit enter. Suddenly, a wave of energy pulsed from the computer, in a matter of minutes engulfing the whole planet.
Timothy stepped downstairs to see his changes at work. At the table sat two men in police uniforms. "Hi, Timothy," said one. "You'll have to get breakfast yourself, your father and I have to go in early."
The two men stood up, and embraced each other in a deep kiss. "I'll see you after work, said the one who hadn't spoken before." Timothy grinned. These changes were already great...
Been having some Internet issues, so the blog hasn't updated. Hopefully my own Internet will be up and running by the end of the week so I won't have to use the local library.
In light of this, I've decided to accept caption submissions from the viewers. Please prepare your caption and send it to me here: kylecrusoe@yahoo.com and I will do my best to get it on the blog. Many thanks, peace out!
Ha! Jeremy will think he looks so stupid doing the "duck face selfie." My older sister's ex boyfriend was this arrogant jock, who had always been a jerk to me. After he broke up with her, she was heartbroken. Being the good little brother I am, I offered to get revenge. She didn't realize that meant swapping bodies with him. Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to be him.
But, I keep my promises. He'd be ruined if he came out as gay, which I planned to do as him. All after people noticed how effeminate he'd started acting, how close he was getting to the other football players. This was going to be great.
